Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 21, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Bozo Leroy Cook was a "mule" for cocaine dealers…he would sneak the drugs across the border for them. On one of his trips he stashed 31 kilos of cocaine, intending to go back for it. One small problem: He forgot where he hid it. So, he kept searching until he found it, right? Wrong. Maybe he called the dope dealers and asked for help in finding their drugs? No way. Instead our bozo called the U.S. Customs Officers and told them what had happened. They were more than happy to help him find his stash. And they were even happier to bust him after they found it.

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