Bozo criminal for today comes from Hallandale Beach, Florida, where bozo Johnny Slattery was walking by a funeral home while a service was in progress. Outside was a hearse, with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. The temptation was just too much for our bozo. He hopped in and drove off, making a stop at his home to ask if any of his relatives wanted to go for a ride. Guess he didn’t realize a hearse is a pretty easy vehicle for the cops to spot. After a brief chase, he was placed under arrest and given a ride to jail.