Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Grapevine, Texas where police were alerted to a man impersonating a police officer. Bozo Juan Rodriguez had his truck all tricked out with red and blue flashing lights that looked quite realistic. He must have spent all his money on the lights and had nothing left to spend on his fake police ID. He was using a Chipolte Mexican restaurant gift card, with the restaurant name scratched out and the word "Police" written in magic marker. He’s under arrest.

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