Bozo criminal for today comes from Cleveland, Ohio, where bozo attorney Phillip Bates was representing himself in a civil case before a judge known for his firm hand in the courtroom. At one point in the proceedings, our bozo accused the other attorney of being a "bleeping liar." The astonished judge asked our bozo to please repeat what he had said. And, in a case of not knowing when to keep your mouth shut, our bozo repeated the profane phrase, a little louder this time. Bad idea. The judge sentenced him to six months in jail right there on the spot for contempt of court.