Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report from New Port Richey, Florida. Bozo Lori Carter was not satisfied with the service she received at the local McDonalds, so she called 911 to complain. Police officers quickly arrived at the restaurant, but not for the reason our bozo had hoped for. After explaining to her that 911 is not a complaint line, they also informed her that she was under arrest for driving under the influence.