Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 8, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Stockton, California, where our bozo at least gets bonus points for finding an original hiding place. Bozo Joseph Washington broke into a residence and was prowling around when the homeowner returned. After taking a quick look around, the homeowner could see that the house had been ransacked but our bozo was nowhere to be found. The police were called and were taking a look around when an officer noticed a large 3 foot by 2 foot Rubbermaid storage container with the lid slightly ajar. When he lifted the lid, he discovered…a Bozo in a Box. Our very flexible bozo is now under arrest.

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