Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2008

If there’s one constant among bozos, it’s just that they never know when to leave well enough alone. Such is the case with bozo Maggie Baxter from Ocala, Florida, who was arrested and charged with DUI when an officer noticed her driving erratically. While in the holding area at the police station, an officer asked her to remove her shoes, which she did. But she didn’t stop there. She also took off her top and her pants before an officer stepped in to stop her, thus saving her from having indecent exposure charges added to her rap sheet.

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