Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 3, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from Lincoln, Nebraska, where two unidentified bozos stole a 55-inch TV from a residence. It was as they were preparing for their getaway that they made the unfortunate discovery that the TV was too big to fit in their car. Coming up with a plan that could only make sense to the Bozo Mind, they went next door and asked the neighbor if they could store the TV at her place until they could come back with a bigger car. In the meantime, the homeowner returned home and called the cops who arrested our bozos.

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