Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 2, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Forrest City, Arkansas, where bozo Richard Parks received a $650 fine and four days in jail for driving with a suspended license. Thinking the sentence was a little harsh, our bozo tried to take matters into his own hands. No, he didn’t make an appeal before the judge and jury. Instead, he took a pen and scratched through the "four day jail sentence" part of his paperwork before turning the notice listing his sentence into the clerk’s office. Didn’t work. He’s now had tampering with a public record added to his rap sheet.

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