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December 1, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Leavenworth, Kansas, comes the story of bozo Bill Wilkinson who had big plans for breaking into an ATM machine. He first stole the heavy equipment he needed to do the job, a big skid loader. He then used the machine to pry the ATM loose from the concrete slab it was attached to. Then, in an attempt to break open the ATM, he drove the skid loader to the edge of a 50-foot embankment, intending to drop it over the ledge. Perhaps he should have taken a few more skid loader driving lessons before attempting this job. The ATM, loader and bozo all went plummeting off the embankment, trapping him inside. After a quick trip to the hospital, he was placed under arrest.

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