Bozo criminal for today comes from Lawrence, Massachusetts, where we have our first ever report of a Bozo Carnapping. Bozo Jesse Marcus stole a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am and then told the owner he had his car and would return it to him for $250. The owner called the cops who advised him to meet our bozo at the appointed time at a local convenience store. Sure enough, our bozo drove up in the stolen car and was promptly placed under arrest.