Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 19, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lawrence, Massachusetts, where we have our first ever report of a Bozo Carnapping. Bozo Jesse Marcus stole a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am and then told the owner he had his car and would return it to him for $250. The owner called the cops who advised him to meet our bozo at the appointed time at a local convenience store. Sure enough, our bozo drove up in the stolen car and was promptly placed under arrest.

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