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November 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 22256: It’s usually better to eat before, rather than during your crime. From Lynchberg, Virginia, comes the story of bozo Bernard Wilson who broke into a residence and stole jewelry, tools, and several appliances. During the course of the break-in he also worked up quite an appetite, which led to his unfortunate decision to raid the refrigerator in the middle of his heist. He enjoyed some fried chicken and a bottle of orange juice before gathering up his loot and fleeing. He might have gotten away with the whole thing except for that chicken. Police were able to identify and track him down from the greasy fingerprints he left behind.

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