Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 17, 2008

Bozo Criminal for today comes from York, Pennsylvania, where bozo Joseph Green entered the local bank early one morning and announced that this was a robbery. Since they had just opened, the teller’s cash drawers had not yet been filled and, as he went from one teller to another, all he found was empty drawers. Frustrated, he stormed out of the building and shouted back to the employees that he was going to file a complaint with bank management about the lack of cash and poor customer service. He won’t get a chance to do that. A drive-thru customer noticed something strange going on inside and called the cops who arrested our bozo a few blocks away.

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