Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 14, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Johnson City, Tennessee, where bozo David Ferguson approached a student at East Tennessee State University, told her he had a gun and demanded she turn over the keys to her car. When she did, he placed the dog he had been carrying on the ground, jumped into the car and drove off. Unfortunately for him, the dog he left behind was a friendly little fellow who was more than happy to let the cops pick him up and check out his collar, which contained not only the dog’s name, but also the phone number of our bozo’s father. He’s busted!

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