Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 12, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Spokane Valley, Washington, comes the story of bozo Mike Haines who tried to break into a liquor store using a rock. When he couldn’t shatter the glass, he went to a nearby hardware store and purchased a hammer for $10.99. He then went back to the liquor store, broke the window with the hammer and stole an $8.99 bottle of wine. He’d already lost money on the deal before he was nabbed by the cops and charged with burglary.

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