Bozo Criminal for today comes from Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania, where bozo Nick Lucas mugged an elderly woman, snatching her purse. During the scuffle, our bozo dropped his cell phone, which police found at the scene of the crime. And on that cell phone was a text message he had sent to one of his friends just before the crime. The message said, "I’m ready to grab some old lady’s purse." He’s busted!