Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 6, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bialystokland, Poland, where bozo Darius Kowalski had been out drinking with friends. At the end of the night, he was not sure if he was over the limit or not. And since he couldn’t find a policeman nearby, he did what seemed to him to be the logical thing. He drove to the police station, went inside and asked for a breath test. Unfortunately for him, he flunked. He’s under arrest.

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