Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 4, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Anselmo, California, where bozo Ron Kirkpatrick was due in court on auto theft charges. He made a number of mistakes this day. First, he brought his Yorkshire Terriers along with him and left them in the SUV while he was in court. This attracted the attention of several bystanders who, fearing for the dogs’ safety, contacted the cops. When they ran a check on the Lexus SUV’s license plate, they discovered it was stolen. Yep, our bozo, on trial for car theft, had driven a stolen car to court. You can add animal cruelty and another auto theft charge to his rap sheet. And that case he was on trial for…he was convicted of that, too.

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