Bozo criminal for today comes from Milford, Connecticut, where bozo Charles Abbott was stopped by the cops for speeding, driving erratically and almost hitting a patrol car. The officer noticed our bozo had a teddy bear and flowers inside the car and asked him why he was in such a hurry. It was his answer that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops he was speeding because he was supposed to be meeting Beyonce Knowles on a nearby bridge. Awwww….Maybe she’ll come see him in jail.