Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 24, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Milford, Connecticut, where bozo Charles Abbott was stopped by the cops for speeding, driving erratically and almost hitting a patrol car. The officer noticed our bozo had a teddy bear and flowers inside the car and asked him why he was in such a hurry. It was his answer that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops he was speeding because he was supposed to be meeting Beyonce Knowles on a nearby bridge. Awwww….Maybe she’ll come see him in jail.

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