Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 17, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri, where bozo Daryl Dodds smashed the window of a vehicle, only to discover that he’d broken into an undercover police car. The smart thing to do at the time would have been to make as quick a getaway as possible. The bozo way is a little different. Our bozo reached inside the police vehicle, leaving behind a clear fingerprint for the cops. He then grabbed a bulletproof vest and a gun from inside and stashed them in the woods behind his home. When the cops ID’ed the fingerprint they called his home, where a relative told them she’d heard him tell someone on his cell phone that he hidden some stuff in the woods. Busted!

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