Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 13, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Detroit, Michigan, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who approached a man on the street and demanded that he turn over his cash. The man gave him $50, but when our bozo turned to flee, the man jumped on him, threw him to the ground and placed him in a chokehold. And that’s when our bozo offered up the Bozo Deal of the Week. If he would let him go, not only would he give him back the $50, but he would also throw in and extra $30 he had on him. Yep, our bozo lost $30 in the robbery. The cops are looking for him but he can’t exactly be charged with theft, can he?

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