Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 10, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fargo, North Dakota where bozo Joseph West noticed a bicycle sitting unattended in a parking lot. So, he grabbed it and was just beginning to pedal off when he was confronted by a police officer. Our bozo tried to pass off the story that it was his bike. Didn’t work. You see, the parking lot he stole the bike from was the police impound lot. And the bicycle was one that the cops had tagged and were holding after its owner had been arrested. And that cop, he was sitting in his patrol car in the parking lot and saw the whole thing. Busted!

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