Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 9, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bristol, England, where bozo Aaron Easley broke into a police surveillance car that had been placed in a high crime neighborhood as bait for car thieves. Our bozo didn’t take the car but he did steal the vehicle’s satellite navigation system. Unfortunately, he didn’t notice the surveillance camera that caught a nice picture of his neck, complete with a tattoo that contained his name and birthdate. Cops used this information to place our bozo under arrest.

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