Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 8, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Crestview, Florida, comes the story of bozo Charles Dowler who showed up at his girlfriend’s house just as the cops arrived to serve a search warrant for suspected illegal drugs. Our bozo took a look at what was going on and, pointing at a bag of marijuana in the bedroom, said, "That weed’s mine!" The cops thanked him for the help and placed him under arrest.

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