Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 7, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Newark, New Jersey, where bozo Shawn Joslin led the cops on a wild chase after they tried to pull him over for driving erratically. He hit several signs before veering off the road, nearly striking a utility pole and then swerving back across the road again. This left his truck with four flat tires so he finally gave up and pulled over. It was the excuse he gave the officers for his erratic driving that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He said he was swerving all over the road because he was trying to roll a marijuana cigarette while he was driving. He’s busted!

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