Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 3, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sean Linthicum for sending in today’s report. From Fort Madison, Iowa, comes the story of bozo Jason Slagel who apparently got into an argument with five of his friends and ended up holding them hostage at knifepoint at a local hotel. After a couple of hours our bozo got thirsty so he sent two of his hostages out on a beer run. Bad idea. Instead of picking up beer, they called the cops who quickly placed our bozo under arrest.

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