Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 29, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Seville, Spain, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who thought he had the perfect alibi. He was being questioned by the police about the robbery of a taxi driver. Our bozo responded that he could not have committed the crime since he was "out picking pockets" that night. Oops. He’s looking at ten years in jail for theft.

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