Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 26, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Portland, Oregon, where bozo former police officer Edward Lucas has been accused of covering his face in makeup, putting on a phony mustache and sunglasses, and placing a fake explosive device in the bathroom of a bank. He then demanded money from a teller, escaping with a small amount of cash. But it was after he was captured that he assured his place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. The former police officer told investigators that he never intended to rob the bank. He just wanted to get the feel of what it was like to be a bank robber for a police training video that he planned to produce.

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