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August 25, 2008

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today wasn’t aware of Bozo Rule #3254: Duct tape isn’t good for every job. From Albuquerque, New Mexico, comes the story of bozo Larry Simpson who held up a dry cleaning establishment and then made what he thought was a "clean" getaway. Only problem, he had placed a single piece of duct tape over his license plate and he probably should have used two or three. The tape wasn’t wide enough to cover the numbers, with the tops and bottoms still being visible. The clerk was able to decipher the plate and the cops tracked down our bozo less than two hours later.

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