Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 14, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Diego, California, where Deborah Harper was behind on her car payments, so she came up with a bozo scheme to get out of paying them. She took her 1999 GMC Yukon to a friend’s residence and stashed it in her backyard. She then called the cops to report it as stolen and file a claim with her insurance company. Guess she’d never heard of the Lojack system that was installed on her car. This electronic device, when activated by the cops, allows them to pinpoint the vehicle’s location. And that’s just what they did. When they found the car, her friend told the cops our bozo had asked her to store the car at her place for awhile. Oops. She’s under arrest.

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