Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 1, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Bangor, Maine, comes the story of bozo Dawn Perry who was clocked by the cops doing 108 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. This in itself is not bozo worthy. It’s the excuse that she gave the cops that landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame. She told the officer that she was in a hurry to make a flight at the local airport. Two flaws in her story: Number one, she had no plane tickets. And number two, she was headed in the opposite direction from the airport.

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