Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida, where bozo Elio Vargas claimed he was just trying to do a little recycling. The power company had left an aluminum light pole by the side of the road, waiting for clearance to install it on a street corner. Somehow, our bozo managed to pick it up and strap the 40 foot long pole on top of his minivan. Needless to say he attracted a lot of attention on his way to the recycling center, including the cops. They didn’t buy the recycling story and placed him under arrest.