Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 29, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report. From Colchester, Connecticut, comes the story of bozo Stephanie Simmons who was arrested for DUI and taken to the station house where she spent the night. When she was released the next morning, she called a friend to come pick her up, right? Nope. Maybe she caught a bus? No. Perhaps a cab? No way. Instead, she spotted an empty police cruiser with the keys in the ignition and simply drove herself home. She’s back under arrest.

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