Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 24, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sonthofen, Germany, where bozo Birgit Krause stuffed her handbag full of almost $200 worth of cosmetics and left the store without paying, setting off store alarms as she exited. She was able to elude security on the crowded sidewalk, but, unfortunately, she left one very important thing behind when she fled. Her six-year-old daughter, who wondered where mommy went. A social worker swooped up the little girl and took care of her until her father arrived a while later to report her missing. After hearing the story, he told the cops where to find and arrest his wife.

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