Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 22, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Naples, Florida, where bozo Douglas French held up a cell phone store, getting away with a small amount of cash. Guess our bozo didn’t recognize the clerk as someone he had gone to high school with a couple of years earlier, but she certainly remembered him. And, after he had fled the scene, the clerk did two things. First, she called the cops to report the robbery. And second, she called our Bozo’s mother to tell her what her son had done. Don’t know which call got the job done, but he’s now under arrest.

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