Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Anaset, Sweden, where our unidentified bozo took $3300 in cash from a bank and then had second thoughts. A couple of days after stealing the money, he mailed it back to the bank with a note apologizing for the theft. Police used fingerprints on the letter to track down our bozo who then offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops he never intended to keep the money, he was just checking the bank’s security systems. He’s under arrest.

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