Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 3, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Stuart, Florida, where bozo Robert Moore broke into a residence and stole a number of things, including several items of ladies clothing. When the officers arrived, they noticed something strange. A pair of men’s pants and underwear were laying on the balcony an a bicycle was abandoned in the backyard. So, it would seem that our bozo had changed clothes and fled on foot. Ordinarily this might not have been much to go on, but our bozo’s choice of wardrobe made him stand out just a bit. Deputies couldn’t miss a shirtless man walking down a nearby street wearing tight blue ladies shorts. Busted!

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