Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 2, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in today’s report. From Melville, New York comes the story of bozo Cyrus Ferry who was arrested by the cops when they noticed him making an illegal left turn. His problems increased when they discovered he was driving with a suspended license. Facing these misdemeanor charges, our bozo then made a big mistake. He tried to pay his bail with a counterfeit $50 bill. Bad idea. He’s now been charged with possessing a forged instrument, a felony.

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