Bozo criminal for today comes from Summerfield, Florida, where bozo John Olsen had a scheme to steal gas. He would slip under a parked car, drill a hole in the gas tank and then catch the valuable fuel as it drained out. Our bozo was apparently fairly successful, as there were several reports around the area of drilled tanks. And then he slipped up. He left his cordless drill behind at the scene of one of his crimes. And to make sure that no one stole his drill, our bozo had etched his name on it. Busted!