Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 26, 2008

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 10099: Don’t believe everything you see on TV. From Alton, Texas comes the story of bozos Jesus Torrez and Roman Rivera who were jailed on burglary charges. Looking for a way to escape, they decided to try a trick that always seems to work on TV. They tried to crawl through the air conditioning ductwork. Didn’t make it very far before the ductwork came crashing through the ceiling…right into the office of the chief of police. Oops. They’ve been moved to a more secure facility.

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