Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 23, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from Fayette County, Kentucky, where a local theatre was taking donations to repair their classic Wurlitzer theatre organ. A plexiglas box was set up in the lobby for patrons to drop their donations into. This proved too tempting for our bozos to resist. They broke in after hours and cleaned the donation box out. Unfortunately, they didn’t notice that theatre employees had emptied the box at the close of business. All that was left in there was some funny money, fake black and white bills that were used as filler to make the box look full. Oops.

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