Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in San Jose, Costa Rica, where border guards stopped a couple of suspicious acting bozos and discovered they were carrying $372,000 in cash with them. It was when they were asked why they were carrying such a large amount of money that they responded with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. They told the cops they were looking to buy some bananas. Sure. Bananas cost $1.65 a pound in Costa Rica. They’ve been booked on suspicion of money laundering.