Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lockport, New York, where police noticed bozo Chad McKibbon acting suspiciously outside a convenience store. When the officer pulled up, our bozo tried to hide a baggie containing a white substance. It was where he tried to hide the baggie of heroin that really got him into trouble. He tried to stash it under the hood of the police patrol car. Busted!

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