Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 17, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from East Price Hill, Ohio, where bozos Marcus Blain and Antoine Harper held up the local Dominos Pizza. A passerby noticed the robbery in progress and alerted a nearby police officer. When our bozos spotted the cop, they made a hasty retreat by heading to the nearest door. Unfortunately, that door was not an exit. It was the door opening directly into the restaurant’s walk-in freezer. They’re now cooling their heels in jail.

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