Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 11, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Prichard, Alabama, where bozo Chavis Sims was upset with the police, thinking that they had unlawfully kept some of his money after a recent drug arrest. So, he headed down to the police station to complain. Several mistakes ensued. First, when he got out of the car at headquarters, a dense cloud of marijuana smoke emerged along with him. An officer nearby noticed the smell and also the baggie of marijuana plainly visible in the center console and the illegal firearm barely tucked under the front seat. But his problems didn’t end there. That car he that he drove to the station…was stolen. He’s under arrest.

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