Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 10, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Spokane, Washington, where aspiring bozo counterfeiter Thomas Hickman made a couple of big mistakes. First, he spent $100 on a color printer to make counterfeit money so he could buy $90 worth of marijuana. His second mistake was the location he set up as his print shop. Since he needed an electrical outlet and a locking door, he selected the public restroom at the local mall. Security received a complaint that the men’s bathroom door had been locked for more than an hour and our bozo was busted.

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