Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 9, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Shalimar, Florida, where bozo Kristen Lucas thought she was being a good samaritan when she went down to the local police station claiming she had some inside drug dealing information for them. Officers listened to her story and thought she seemed a little fuzzy on some of the details. So, one of the cops asked her when she had last smoked crack. "In the car on the way over here," she replied. Oops. A quick check of the car revealed she wasn’t kidding. Crack and drug paraphernalia, along with scales covered in cocaine residue were found in her car. Busted!

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