Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 6, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Boulder, Colorado, comes the story of bozo Paul Hickman who robbed a Starbucks. Guess he must have been a big fan of the place, as he returned to the same Starbucks two days later, not to rob it this time, but to order a cup of coffee. Two problems here. First, he was wearing the same yellow gloves, red backpack and wire rimmed glasses he wore during the robbery. And second, a detective was in the shop at the time questioning employees about the robbery. Busted!

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