Bozo criminals for today comes from Hughes, Arkansas, where Thomas Parker and Wayne Pitts, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, decided to steal the Pepsi machine from in front of the local liquor store. They made two basic mistakes that kept them from getting to enjoy their prize. First, they left the big machine in their front yard, in plain sight of sheriff’s deputies who couldn’t help but notice it when they drove by. And second, the set of tracks, made by a dolly, that led directly from their front yard back to the liquor store that had reported it missing. Busted!