Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 3, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Huainan, China, where an unidentified bozo hailed a cab early the other morning. Our bozo had lots of household appliances with him, so the cabbie helped load them into the cab. It was while he was helping that the cabbie realized several of the items looked mighty familiar. Yep, our bozo had robbed the cabbie’s house and was now loading the cabbie’s stuff into his taxi. The cabbie dropped our bozo off at his residence and then called the cops. He’s under arrest.

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